1) sardar ji wanted to cheat the government.....
do u know how he cheated???
he bought a train ticket and he didn't make journey....ha...ha...ha...
2) A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman manages to bull his way into a
woman's home in a rural area.
"This machine is the best ever" he exclaims, whilst pouring a bag of
dirt over the lounge floor.
The woman says she's really worried it may not all come off, so the salesman
says, "If this machine doesn't remove all the dust completely,
I'll lick it off myself."
"Do you want ketchup on it?" she says, "we're not connected for electricity yet!"
3) customer: In your hotel the rate of a baked egg is more than omlet
servant: For omlet,we dont use full egg!!11111
4) A woman walks to the police station ans says sir my husbands expired?
police:why wat happened?
woman:dunno?
police:did anyone kill him?
woman:no its natural death
police:did he have any other disease?
woman:no he was a very healthy person
police:then what led him to his death you think?
woman:he always used to forget stuff which is supposed to do?
so i guess he forgot to breathe and died?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
5) GUDGE:order,
order,
SARDAR:1.pizza
2.puri
3.idly
4.vada and 1 cool dring
GUDGE:shut up............
SARDAR:no.........no..............no..............7up///////
6) Ballu:I'm standing for elections & my symbol is a donkey.
Lallu:There should be some difference between you and your symbol!
7) Goutham: When I grow up, I'm going to be a policeman and
follow my father's footsteps.
Uttam: I did not know that your father was a policeman.
Goutham: He wasn't , he was a burglar.
Uttam: ......!!
8) Teacher: Payal, how many bones do you have in your body?
Payal: 208
Teacher: Wrong, you have only 207.
Payal: Yes, but I swallowed a chicken bone during lunch.
Teacher: !?!?!?!?!?
9) Sonu went to his father and said , " I won't go to school from tomorrow.
It's haunted "
Father: "How can you say that ?"
Sonu: "Our principal is always speaking about the team spirit and
school spirit."
Father: !?!?!?!
10) A computer-illiterate client called the help desk asking how to
change her password.
"Okay," I said, after punching in a few keys.
"Log in using the password 123456."
"Is that all in caps?" she asked.
