English Jokes :


1)  Whats the height of hope??
     It is: sitting in the exam hall,
     holding the question paper in hand
     and telling ur self
    “dude, don't worry.
     Exams wil get postponed!”



 2) Examiner:y r u under tension?
     Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?
     student :No Sir!
     By mistake i have brought tomorrow
     exam’s pharray (Cheating material ( BIT Paper)  ) today



3) My nights are going sleepless, 
     my days are going useless. 
     So I asked GOD, "is this love?". 
     GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".







Hindi Jokes :


1)  Guzre Hue Exam Ko Yad
     Na Krna
      Answr Sheet Me Jo Likha He
     Uski Fariyad Na Krna
     Jo Hoga Wo Hoga
     Uski Fikar Me Apni Holidays Barbad Na karna



2) Exams - socha na tha,
    Classes - kabhi kabhi,
    Question papers - na tum jano na hum,
    Copying - yaarana,
    Maths2 - asambhav,
    Maths1 - mission impossible,
    Environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
    1st semester - kuch to hai,
    2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
    Distinction - kal ho na ho,
    1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
    2nd class - dil mange more
    Fail - phir milenge



3) Kuch Kuch Hota Hay

    (Remix)

    Exam Pas Aye
    Dil Gabhraye

    Board Na Jane Kya
    Paper Banaye

    Abto Mera Pen
    Ruk Ruk K Chalta Hai..
    Kya Karun Hae Kch Nahi Aata Ha.