1) Son:Papa whats the difference between mother tears and wife tears?
Father:Mother tears hit ur heart
wife tears hit your pocket.
2) Lawyer: I have some good news and some bad news.
Client: Well, give me the bad news first.
Lawyer: The bad news is that the DNA tests showed that it was your
blood they found all over the crime scene
Client: Oh no! I'm ruined! What's the good news?
Lawyer: The good news is your cholesterol is down to 130!
3) Boy:I am not rich like rohit,
I dont even have a bid car like rohit.
But I really love you
Girl:I love u too,but tell me more about rohit
4) Boyfren: I like ur 'teeth'
Gal: Oh really.. Why?
Boyfren: bcos'yellow' is my favorite color
Moral:- "Love Is Blind"
5) Pappu: What was the real reason of your divorce?
appu: Our marriage.
6) Teacher: In this exam,u will be allowed 10 mins for each question.
Pappu: And how long for each Answer?
7) Air & students hv d same mentality
How?
?
?
?
?
Both r turning d book's pages without reading.
8) An old married couple stopped at a roadside cafe to have a
cup of tea before resuming their journey. Thirty minutes
later, the man realised he’d left his glasses on the cafe table,
so they had to turn round and drive back, the woman
complaining all the way about his forgetfulness. They arrived
back at the cafe and as he got out of the car she said, “While
you’re in there, you might as well get my umbrella as well.”
9) The world's first fully computerized airliner was ready for its maiden
flight without pilots or crew. The plane taxied to the loading
area automatically, its doors opened automatically, the steps came
out automatically. The passengers boarded the plane and took their seats.
The steps retreated automatically, the doors closed, and the airplane
taxied toward the runway.
"Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen," a voice intoned.
"Welcome to the debut of the world's first fully computerized airliner.
Everything on this aircraft is run electronically. Just sit back and relax.
Nothing can go wrong ... Nothing can go wrong...nothing can go wrong...."
10) one person was very happy for the bridge built on the river.
another person asked him 'why you r so happy'?
the person replied 'initially i used to cross the river in bright sunshine
now i will cross the river under the shade of the bridge.'
