Santa:Pehle btana tha me bache ke new shoes nhi leta
2) Gabbar: Arey o Sambha
Sambha: Ji Sardar
Gabbar: Kitne Admi the re?
Sambha: Do Sardar
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahi aati. Do kitne hotey hain?
Sambha: Sardar Do Ek ke baad ata hai.
Gabbar: Aur Do ke pehle?
Sambha: Do ke pehle Ek aata hai
Gabbar: To bich mein kaun aata hai?
Sambha: Bich mein koi nahi aata
Gabbar: To fir Dono ek saath kyon nahi atey?
Sambha: Do Ek ke baad hi aa sakta hai, kyonki Do ek se bada hai.
Gabbar: Do ek se bada hai? Kitna bada hai?
Sambha Do ek se Ek bada hai?
Gabbar: Agar Do ek se ek bada hai to ek ek se kitna bada hai?
Sambha: Sardar, Maine tumhara namak khaya hai, mujhe goli mardo par mera dimag to na khao
3) Mere Paas
Email He
Facebook He
Orkut He
Twitter He
Mobile He
Sms Package He
Tere Paas Kya Hai?
Smart Answer: "Mere Paas Aur Bhi Kaam Hain..."
4) Ek class me teacher bachchon ko exam ke result dikha raha tha.
Teacher: Jab me tumhari umra ka tha to mere math me 100 me se 100 number aate the.
Santa: Aate honge sir. Aapko jaror koi achchha teacher padhata hoga.
5 ) Do bachche aapas me baat kar rahe the.
Pehla Bachcha: Pata hey, humare kutte tomi ne meri poori comics ki kitab kha li.
Doosra Bachcha: Usko mere paas lekar aao mey use saza doonga.
Pehla Bachcha: Saza to maine use de di, Maine uski katori wala saara doodh pee liya.
6) Ek aurat apne pati par shaque karti thi, pati jab bhi ghar mein aaye, uske kapde check karna shuroo karti aur kahin na kahin se ek baal khoj nikalti aur rone lagti ke haaye tum kisi doosri aurat ke paas gaye the.
Pati bechara is baat se bahut pareshaan tha.
Ek din woh ghar ke baazu ki laundry se dry clean kiye huye kapde pahen kar ghar pahuncha.
Aadat ke anusaar patni ne chhan-been chalu ki, lekin use kahin koi baal nazar nahin aaya.
Patni phir rone lag gayee.
Pati: Ab kya hua?
Patni: HAAYE AB TUM TAKLI (GANJI) AURTON KE PAAS BHI JAANE LAGE !
7) Wife: kal rat tum mujhey neend main galian kiyon de rahey thay?
Husband: tumhain galat fehmi hoi hai..
Wife: kaisi galat fehmi???
Husband: yehi k main neend main tha..
8) Poultry farm ka malik na Murgio sa kaha "Kal sa tum sabhi na do do anda danaka, nahi to sab ka dana pani band". Agla din malik na dekha to sabhi murgio na do do anda diya, lakin eak na eak hi anda diya. Malik na pucha "Tumna kyo eak hi anda diya?" ........"Malik ya aap ka dar ka wajaha sa diya, waisa to mai murga hu".
9) Teacher : Correct the sentence,
"A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Student : "A cow and a bull is grazing in the field"
Teacher : How? Student : Ladies first.
10 ) Saand - " kya bolti tu?"
Gai - "kya main bolu?"
Saand -"sun''
Gai - " suna"
Saand - "aati kya goshala?"
Gai - "kya karu aake main goshala?"
Saand - "mundi hilayenge,ghas chabayenge,gobar felayenge aur kya".
