English Jokes : Home Page Page No : 7
1) Lecturer: how the motor will start??
student: dudd..dudd...duudddd...
duuddddduuudddddd.....duddddddddduuuuddddd
2) Teacher: Raju...tell me... who broke the shiva dhannush?????
Raju: started crying and said....its not me mam....may be its ramu did that!!!
He then carries her around the house with a Smile.
The wife is so surprised and asks..
DID THE SWAMIJI PREACH ABOUT BEIN ROMANTIC TODAY ?
Then husband says 'No, He said we must carry our Burdens
n Sorrows with a SMILE :)
4) Children are very curious on all things.
Once he asked his father: 'Papa, they say we are decendents of monkeys.
Is it true?
Father replied: "I don't know. I have't met your mother's people.
5) An elementary school class goes on a field trip to the police station.
The Officer points to the 10 MOST WANTED list and
tells them that these are the most wanted fugitives in the USA.
Little Boy says " He is the MOST WANTED in the USA?!
" Officer says "Yes." Little Boy asks "Why didn't you keep him
when you took his picture.
6) Question: Dhoni asks Rohit to bring a Pepsi. Rohit brings the bottle,
but takes it directly to Shewag.
Why?
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Ans: Because Shewag is an opener.
7) Boy: Did you know that the most intelligent kid in our class is deaf?
Girl: That is unfortunate.
Boy: What did you say?
8) HOw mny hours of sleep is optimum..?
Scientists all over d world hv come up with a unanimous answer..
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1) Lecturer: how the motor will start??
student: dudd..dudd...duudddd...
duuddddduuudddddd.....duddddddddduuuuddddd
2) Teacher: Raju...tell me... who broke the shiva dhannush?????
Raju: started crying and said....its not me mam....may be its ramu did that!!!
3) A husband comes home from SATSANG
He Greets his wife and lifts her up,He then carries her around the house with a Smile.
The wife is so surprised and asks..
DID THE SWAMIJI PREACH ABOUT BEIN ROMANTIC TODAY ?
Then husband says 'No, He said we must carry our Burdens
n Sorrows with a SMILE :)
4) Children are very curious on all things.
Once he asked his father: 'Papa, they say we are decendents of monkeys.
Is it true?
Father replied: "I don't know. I have't met your mother's people.
5) An elementary school class goes on a field trip to the police station.
The Officer points to the 10 MOST WANTED list and
tells them that these are the most wanted fugitives in the USA.
Little Boy says " He is the MOST WANTED in the USA?!
" Officer says "Yes." Little Boy asks "Why didn't you keep him
when you took his picture.
6) Question: Dhoni asks Rohit to bring a Pepsi. Rohit brings the bottle,
but takes it directly to Shewag.
Why?
-
-
Ans: Because Shewag is an opener.
7) Boy: Did you know that the most intelligent kid in our class is deaf?
Girl: That is unfortunate.
Boy: What did you say?
8) HOw mny hours of sleep is optimum..?
Scientists all over d world hv come up with a unanimous answer..
..
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5 more mins.. ;-)
9) Sardar went to hotel manager hurriedly and said: Come with me.
My wife wants to jump out of the window.
Manager: Then what can I do sir?
Sardar: Window is not opening.
10) A: I'm in a big trouble!
B: Why is that?
A: I saw a mouse in my house!
B: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.
A: I don't have one.
B: Well then, buy one.
A: Can't afford one.
B: I can give you mine if you want.
A: That sounds good.
B: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make
9) Sardar went to hotel manager hurriedly and said: Come with me.
My wife wants to jump out of the window.
Manager: Then what can I do sir?
Sardar: Window is not opening.
10) A: I'm in a big trouble!
B: Why is that?
A: I saw a mouse in my house!
B: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.
A: I don't have one.
B: Well then, buy one.
A: Can't afford one.
B: I can give you mine if you want.
A: That sounds good.
B: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make
the mouse come to the trap.
A: I don't have any cheese.
B: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and
A: I don't have any cheese.
B: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and
put it in the trap.
A: I don't have oil.
B: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.
A: I don't have bread.
B: Then what is the mouse doing at your house?!
A: I don't have oil.
B: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.
A: I don't have bread.
B: Then what is the mouse doing at your house?!
