1) Whats the height of hope??
It is: sitting in the exam hall,
holding the question paper in hand
and telling ur self
“dude, don't worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”.
It is: sitting in the exam hall,
holding the question paper in hand
and telling ur self
“dude, don't worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”.
2) Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?
student :No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam’s pharray (Cheating material ( BIT Paper) ) today.
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?
student :No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam’s pharray (Cheating material ( BIT Paper) ) today.
3) My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD, "is this love?".
GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".
4) A Lady broke a traffic signal and was presented before an inspector.
Lady: Sorry, I'm a teacher and was getting late for my class, pls let me go.Inspector: I was waiting for this moment all my life, now in your book, write down,
" I will not break any traffic rules ever" 500 times!
5) SARDAR STARTED A COLLEGE
ALL STUDENTS WERE CONFUSED WHILE TAKING ADMISSION
5) SARDAR STARTED A COLLEGE
ALL STUDENTS WERE CONFUSED WHILE TAKING ADMISSION
BECAUSE NAME OF THE COLLEAGE IS :
"SARDAR'S MEDICAL COLLEGE OF ENGINEERING FOR COMMERCE" .
But
Conditions Apply
You must be a BILLIONAIRE..!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..
6) Can a WOMAN make you a MILLIONAIRE ?
Yes...!!But
Conditions Apply
You must be a BILLIONAIRE..!
7) In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..
8) A Sweet demand by a kid.
A kid was beaten by his mom.
Dad came n asked- what happen son?
Kid said-I cant adjust with your wife anymore,
I want my own.
A kid was beaten by his mom.
Dad came n asked- what happen son?
Kid said-I cant adjust with your wife anymore,
I want my own.
9) Boy : My Girlfriend broke up with me and send me her pictures with new boyfriend.
Friend : what did you do?
Boy : I sent them to her dad........
................................................
Seedhi baat No Bakwas!!!!!!!!!
Friend : what did you do?
Boy : I sent them to her dad........
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Seedhi baat No Bakwas!!!!!!!!!
10) A guy Searching these Keywords on GOOGLE
"How to tackle ur Wife".
GOOGLE search result:
"Even we are searching ".
"How to tackle ur Wife".
GOOGLE search result:
"Even we are searching ".
