papa-kya karega
beta-mere sare frnds ka account hai mai bhi khulwaunga
papa-very good. kaha pe?
beta-cigratte ki dukan pe
2) light chali gayi
beta-papa torch do na
baap-le,padega kya?
beta-no papa frnd ko sms bhejna hai
sliye torch maang raha huin
3) mom-sweety time kya hua?
sweety-mom clock kharab hai,
torch do mobile mai dekh ke batati huin
4) GOD is male or female?
..
.
Ans: Male.
Bcoz God likes
Pooja,
Aarti
Archna
Vandana
Bhakti
Aradhana
Shraddha
Jyoti
Upasna etc..
5) Admi:
Dimagh Kitne Ka Hai?Shopkepar:
Angraiz Ka Rs.50
Mahajir Ka Rs.100
Baloch Ka Rs.150
Punjabi Ka Rs.200
Sindhi Ka Rs.250
Aur
PATHAN Ka Rs.500
Aadmi:
Hairat Se Yar Pathan Ka Itna Mehanga Kyu?
Shopkepar:
Bhai 500 Khopriyan Toro To
Sala 1 May Se Dimagh Nikalta Hai.
6) All happy Husbands behave like Amir Khan in Ghajini -
Biwi ki sunte hain, Samajhte hain,
Aur
15 Minute ke Baad sab Bhool jaate hain
7) Ek Admi Talwar Liye Masjid Mein Giya
Aur Awaz Di:Aap Mein Koyi Sacha Muslman Hai?
Ek Buzurg Bolay:
Main Hoon.
Admi Buzurg Ko Bahir Le Gia
Aur Us Ke Qadmo’n Mein Bakra Zibah Kia.
Phir Msjid Mein Giya,
Talwar Se Khoon Tapak Raha Tha,
Woh Bola:
Aur Koyi Sacha Muslman Hai?
Awaz Aayi:
Molvi Sahib Hain.
Molvi Ghussay Se Bola:
Kameena Bakwaas Kar Ria Ay,
Menu Te Kalma V Nahi Aanda….;)
8) Ek Admi Talwar Liye Masjid Mein Giya
Aur Awaz Di:Aap Mein Koyi Sacha Muslman Hai?
Ek Buzurg Bolay:
Main Hoon.
Admi Buzurg Ko Bahir Le Gia
Aur Us Ke Qadmo’n Mein Bakra Zibah Kia.
Phir Msjid Mein Giya,
Talwar Se Khoon Tapak Raha Tha,
Woh Bola:
Aur Koyi Sacha Muslman Hai?
Awaz Aayi:
Molvi Sahib Hain.
Molvi Ghussay Se Bola:
Kameena Bakwaas Kar Ria Ay,
Menu Te Kalma V Nahi Aanda….;)
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9) ek ladka aur ek ladki 4 saal se ek dusre se pyar kar rahe the. aur ek din...................)
ladki - darling , hame pyar karte hue kafi saal ho gaye, ab hame saadi kar lena chaahiye.
ladka - tum shahi kah rahi ho , main bhi yahi soch raha hoon.
magar mere paas ek duwidha hai. ladki - kya duwidha hai ?
ladka - duwidha ye hai ki ab hum dono se saadi karega kaun ?
ladki - darling , hame pyar karte hue kafi saal ho gaye, ab hame saadi kar lena chaahiye.
ladka - tum shahi kah rahi ho , main bhi yahi soch raha hoon.
magar mere paas ek duwidha hai. ladki - kya duwidha hai ?
ladka - duwidha ye hai ki ab hum dono se saadi karega kaun ?
10) ek ladki-- "aree! wo khubsurat naujawaan to mere piche paagal hai"
dusri ladki--" isme tumhari kya tarif,wo to pichle kai saalo se paagal hai."
