1) god to bablu bhai......koi bhi ek vardan maang lo
bablu bhai..........mere ghar se america tak road banwa do
god...........mujhe govt. contractor samjha hai kya? koi aur wish batao
bablu bhai.........to salman khan ki marriage karva do
god.........road double lane banni hai ki single lane
2) ek bar ek sarabi raste me ek bhaise se takra gaya.
sarabi bola " maf karna bahan ji dekh nahi paya"
usne dekha ki bhaise ha to wah chal diya age wah ek moti aurat se takra gaya
sarabi bola "pata nahi kaise log hai bandh ke nahi rakhte khuli
chade dete he apni bhase ko"
3) Ek mare hua lash kaise gayab hota hai?
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Socho..
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Socho..
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Mai hi bol deta hu
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Janne k liye dekhiaye CID,friday raat 10:00 baje!!
4) Ek Premi Railway Station par apni Premika ko mana raha tha.
Jab premika nahi mani to ant me premi bola: "Agar tumne mujhse
shaadi karna namanjoor kiya to mai aane wali gaadi se katkar mar jaounga."
Premika: "Mujhe sonchne do, jaldi kya hai,
Gadi to har aadhe gante baad aati hai.
5) 1 bewafa ki yaad me hatho me jam utha liya
Fir laga liya Bread par AUR FATAFAT kha liya,
NOTE : sare aashiq bevede nahi hote...
kuch bhukhe bhi hote hai.hehehehehe
6) ek bar do pagal padel jaa rahe the..first paagal yaar main neeche se tourch aasman main lagata hoon tu is torch ki light main chad kar aasman main jaa sakta hai.., second paagal abe tu mujhey paagal samjhta hai kahi tune raaste main light band kar di to main to seedhe niche gir jaauga..
7) Thought of the day: agar aap bus pe chade...
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phir bus aap pe chade
dono baar ticket aapka hi KATEGA...
8) Maine pucha chand se ki dekha hai mere yaar ka haseen.....
Chand ne kaha... Ullu k pathe, Dimag mat kha,itne upar se kya
"TAMBURA DIKHEGA"....!!
9) Santa taklu He
phir bhi roz saloon jata hay,
Why ???
Kion k
Saloon Santa Ka Hay:-)
10) santa showing banta his swiming pools, look this is a cold water pool for summer, and look this is a pool of warm water for winter then looking at third pool banta asked why this is empty ( without water) santa said are yara kabh kabhi nahi bhi to nahane ka man karta hai !!!
