1) Guzre Hue Exam Ko Yad
Na Krna
Answr Sheet Me Jo Likha He
Uski Fariyad Na Krna
Jo Hoga Wo Hoga
Uski Fikar Me Apni Holidays Barbad Na karna
2) Exams - socha na tha,
Classes - kabhi kabhi,
Question papers - na tum jano na hum,
Copying - yaarana,
Maths2 - asambhav,
Maths1 - mission impossible,
Environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
Distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
Fail - phir milenge
3) Kuch Kuch Hota Hay
(Remix)
Exam Pas Aye
Dil Gabhraye
Board Na Jane Kya
Paper Banaye
Abto Mera Pen
Ruk Ruk K Chalta Hai..
Kya Karun Hae Kch Nahi Aata Ha.
4) Waqil: Chaku per tumhari ungiliyon ke nishan paye
gaye hain khoon tumne hi kiya hai
Apradhi: Waqil sahab aisa kaise ho sakta hai us waqt to mene dastane pehne hue the
5) Roye wo iss kadar unki laash se lipatkar...
ke laash khud uth kar boli, .....................le tu marja pehle,,,,
batameez upar hi chada ja raha hai itni garmi mei...
batameez upar hi chada ja raha hai itni garmi mei...
6) Teacher : bachon batao ki dhud ko khrab hone
se bachane ke liye kya karna chahiye?
Sonu : Ji use pee lena chahiye.
Sonu : Ji use pee lena chahiye.
7) Manager ne aane wale se pucha: kya tumhe pata hai ki permission
ke bina ander aana mna hai
Aane wala: Janab mein permission lene ke liye hi ander aaya hu
Aane wala: Janab mein permission lene ke liye hi ander aaya hu
8) Nya sipahi(inspector se): Sir,ye bilkul galat haiki mein us chor se der gaya tha
Inspector: To tum us gaadi ke piche kyun chupe the?
Nya sipahi: Ji weh to mein kutta dekh kar chupa tha...
Inspector: To tum us gaadi ke piche kyun chupe the?
Nya sipahi: Ji weh to mein kutta dekh kar chupa tha...
9) Teacher: Aaj school der se aane ka tumne kya bahana socha hai?
Sonu: Sir aaj mein itni tej doer ker aaya ki bahana sochne ka moka hi nahi mila
Sonu: Sir aaj mein itni tej doer ker aaya ki bahana sochne ka moka hi nahi mila
10) EK PAKISTANI, EK JAPANI, OUR EK INDIAN EK HAWAI JAHAJ SE JA RAHE THE. JAPANI AADMINE APNA MOBILE BAHAR PHEK DIYA OUR BOLA HAMARE YAHA IN CHIJO KI KOI KAMI NAHI HE. PAKISTANI AADMI APNE JEB SE DO BAM NIKAL KAR NICHE PHEK KAR BOLA HAMARE YAHA IN CHIJO KI KOI KAMI NAHI. INDIAN AADMI DONO KO NICHE PHEK DETA HE OUR BOLA 'HAMARE YAHA BHI INSANOKI KOI KAMI NAHI'.
