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1)  Thief 1: Let's count the money that we have robbed today at the bank"
      Thief 2: Dude I'm so tired!
      We'll see in the news.

2)  What Is The Biggest Benefit 

     Of Having Girlfriend In The
     Same College Or School
     Where You Study???

     100% Attendance ...

3)  A Pakistani man was asked that whether
     his degree was original or fake.
     He said: It’s original.
     He was asked to read ABC…
     He gave an amazing answer
   .
   .
     Which A B C capital or small?

4)  A fact : we love to be on facebook(fb)
     BUT ACTUALLY WE CANT 'FACE THE BOOK"

5)  Father: What about your result?
     Son: Dad, Principal's son failed..
     Father: What about yo?
     Son: Dad, doctor's daughter also failed..
     Father: Well what about you?
     Son: I am not Albert Ernestine's son, I am also failed..

6)  Clasic insult: AIEEE result were declared,
     A boy messaged his rank to Girlfriend,
     She replied,...

     "Is this your new MOBILE NUMBER"

7)   After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,

      "You know, I was a fool when I married you.

      " She replied, "Yes, dear I know,

      but I was in love and didn't notice."

8)  yesterday, I Put Up a "Status" that:

     "I am gonna Sleep Shirtless Tonight.."
     and after Sometime:
     I got the Notifications that:
     "17 Mosquitoes 'Likes' This..." !! =D =D

9)  TEACHER :The Grand Trunk Road was built by?
     1) Atal Bihari Vajpee
     2)Lalu Prasad Yadav
     3)Sher Shah Suri
     STUDENT :contractor
      TEACHER: ???????????????????

10)  Ramesh;Do you know how cool it is in Aniarctica ?
       Raju No, How cool it is?
       Ramesh; The people there get inti the fridge to get warm.

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