1) Film :''LOOT LO INDIA''
CAST
Hero:Manmohan Singh
Heroine:Sonia Gandhi
Villain:Ramdev baba,Anna hazare
Supporting act:Suresh Kalmadi,A Raja
Script by:Karunanidhi
Friendly Appearence:RAHUL GANDHI
Comedy:Kapil Sibbal..
Characterless Actor:N D Tiwari, Sharad Pawar & Ajit Pawar
Dancer:Sheila Dixit
Spl Lungi dance sequence by:Chidambaram..
Guest Appearance:AJMAL KASAB & AFZAL GURU
Banking partner:Madhu Koda, Hasan Ali:)
2) Pakistaan K President Asif Zardari ki car k neechay ek kutta aa kr mar gya.
Zardari : Driver pta kro ye kutta kis ka hai
Driver : G Malik !!
Driver 2 din baad lota to us k galay main motion k or peson k haar thay..
Zardari : Ye haar kis ne pehnaye or kiun ?
Driver : Sir maine logon se kaha k main Zardari ka Driver Hun , Kutta mar gya hai ,
Unhon ne dosri
baat he nahi suni ..
3) Jaane kaha the or kaha aa gye
Dunia me ban ke mehman aa gye
Abhi to humne books kharidi bhi nhi thi
Aur na jane kaha se ye kambakht 'EXAMS' aa gye.
4) sara din fb chalaaunga toh padhunga kab
sara din fb chalaaunga toh padhunga kab
ACP 2 Daya- yar, main bada toh ho
raha hu, lekin badhunga kab" :D :P rofl =))
5) Santa Sing: Aabe Banta tumhe kya lagta Hai aapna Bharat desh duniya
ka sabse bada democracy hai?
Banta Sing: Yaar Banta sach puchche to, jo kuch chal raha hai aapne desh main,
ushe dekh kar to kehne ka mann hota ha 'India is more looking like
"Demo of Crazy" and not democracy'
6) Duniya mein jise dekho pyar dhoonde pada hai
Wah wah
Duniya mein jise dekho pyar dhoonde pada hai
Wah wah
ACP Pradyuman bola , Daya mujhe lagta hai khooni mere saamne hi khada hai :D :D
7) janter manter pe baba aur hazare ko dekh kar P.M. bole arrey sibble ye kya ho raha hai . wo bole sir ,abhi tamasha hoga, p.m. phir bole bhai tamasha unka nahi hamara ho raha hai. sara mantri mandal nachne per majboor ho raha hai.
8) Santa Sing: Aabe Banta tumhe kya lagta Hai aapna Bharat desh duniya ka sabse bada democracy hai?
Banta Sing: Yaar Banta sach puchche to, jo kuch chal raha hai aapne desh main, ushe dekh kar to kehne ka mann hota ha 'India is more looking like "Demo of Crazy" and not democracy'
9) SANTA- I saw my wife going to movie with watchman Friend- Didn't U follow them? SANTA- No yaar, I have already seen that movie..!
10) Congratulation!
Aamir khan ne Apni Film k Second Part k liye Aap ko chun lia hay
Jis Mein Aap kaa Bohut main role Ha
Film ka Naam ha,
‘Begarat Zameen Par
