1) Har kisi pe bharosa karna chod do
Wah Wah..
Har kisi pe bharosa karna chod do
ACP says: Daya darwaja tod do.
2) Rin lagaya or daag gaya
Wah Wah
Rin lagaya or daag gaya
Abhijeet: Daya lagta hai khooni bhaag gaya.
3) Girl :jab tumhe meri yaad aati h toh tum kya kartey ho
boy:-mai tumhri fav ice cream kha leta hu or tum kya karti ho
girl:- mai red & white cigrate pi leti hu..
4) Train mein TT Sadhu se bola : Kahan jana hai?
Sadhu : Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
TT : Ticket hai?
Sadhu : Nahin
TT : Chalo
Sadhu : Kahan?
TT : Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein..
5) Jailer-Suna h tum kavi ho
To kuch sunao yaar,
Qaidi-"Gum-e-Ulfat me jo zindgi kati h Hmari,
JisDin zamanat hui to samjhLo zindgi khatm Tumhari..
6) Ek Ladki Ka Dil Sahi Mayino Me Kab TootTha Hai..???
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Jab Wo Apne Jese PRINT ka Suit Mohalle Ki KaamWali Ko Pehne Dekhti Hai..
7) Punjab mei shadi ki party mei DJ wale ne pucha, Kab Tak Bajana Hai?
Host : 8-10 Peg tak baja dena, uske baad toh yeh sab Generator ki
aawaj pe bhi naach lenge!
8) Jadugar - bachon, mai iss rumal ko jadu say kabootar banakar dikhanyunga
Chinto - ismay kaun si badi baat hai.
hamray teacher toh hamein bina kisi jadu kay murga bana dete hai...
9) GIRL-kya tum mujse pyar karte ho.?
SARDAR-Haan..!
GIRL-Lakin tumhe to meri parwah hi nhi hai..
SARDAR-Oye ! Pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nhi karte..
10) Santa : (Banta se) Yar Vivah ke bad aur Vivah ke pahale
wali sthiti me Kya badlaw aaya hain ?
Banta : (Santa se) Bhai Pahale main office se lautate hi
Premika ke ghar ke chakkar lagaya karta tha.
Lekin ab mujhe ghar pahuchate hi chakkar ane lagata hai.
